I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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