I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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