Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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