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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
She needs sedatives and a leash
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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