Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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