Sry I called you an 8
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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