How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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