i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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