We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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