We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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