Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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