her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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