I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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