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(804): View more from Virginia

Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.

(1-804): View more from Virginia

U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha

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(201): View more from New Jersey

bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems

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(320): View more from Minnesota

so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..

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(913): View more from Kansas

We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.

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(207): View more from Maine

Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.

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(607): View more from New York

I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.

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(561): View more from Florida

We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.

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(312): View more from Illinois

But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?

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