well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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