You're a womanizer and a bitch.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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