Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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