are you still at the devil's house?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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