Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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