Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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