I seem to have left my pride at pride
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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