try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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