I love black thongs
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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