I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
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I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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