Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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