you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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