Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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