It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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