if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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