So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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