its not stalking. its research.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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