My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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