You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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