This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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