I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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