You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i would punch a child for taco bell
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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