The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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