Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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