I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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