There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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