is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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