He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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