From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
