so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
