Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
The power of my boobs compel you
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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