all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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