are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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