can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
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You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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