i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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