google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
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I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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