Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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