i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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