i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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