you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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